How To Pimp A Page

In 2 easy steps.

Do you want to get your "Web Site" experience shared with millions of unsuspecting potential customers, we can help.

We specialise in web pages that people cannot escape, why should users be able to simply type in a different web page address when they are on your site? It is our job to ensure that they stay at your site! They cannot escape to your competitors.

1. Optimise your site for just $399.99 (USD)

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image of a padlock, giving false impression this is a secure site.

2. Watch your "hits" climb sky high!!!

When your site is visited we can remove the address bar, menu options and the exit button on the most popular web browsers! We can also disable the "back button" so they cannot go back where they came from, if they do try to leave for another page we can make sure that we open upto FOUR pages of your site (They can even be the same page for added effect!) for every page the "customer" closes, not only that but for an extra $200 USD we can open SIX pages for every page that is closed down! Think of the potential!!!

Top 5 listings

By careful use of "secret" meta tags and hidden text we can get you a top five listing on certain search engines. Can you afford not to do this! For an extra $50 USD we can get you an official certificate to certify this and impress your clients.

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© Evil Website Design by Ben Meadowcroft

This is not a serious offer, it is a joke page, It demonstrates a some of the layout effects that can be achieved using Cascading StyleSheets, If you are interested in learning more about this technique then visit the webdev area of my website.

I know that you probably cannot see most of the text here, the main reason for it being here is as a background to the main elements on the page. I have used media specific style sheets to ensure that sural browsers for example do not start rendering all this junk.

View the source to see how I put all this stuff together!


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